Yes, This is What I Want: Naughty Words…

One of my requirements in my imaginary slave (am still accepting applications btw) is that he can talk dirty to me. (No, I refuse to embed a Poison video – Moulin Rouge has a touch more class, don’t you think?).

I want a man who can articulate his needs and wants…because nothing makes me hotter than someone telling me exactly how I’m making them feel at that precise moment, and even better- to tell me what they would like to, and plan to, do to me.

Has anyone ever seen Exit to Eden? A terrible movie, but it has one scene that always struck me. They’re trying to teach the women to let loose with the dirty talk, and one woman felt very risqué in saying “put your thing in my thing.”

I want someone who’s not too shy to tell me all his fantasies. And to not be shocked when I whisper in his ear in a restaurant booth how I want him to slip his fingers under my skirt and get me off right there, because I’m not wearing any panties and I’m already hot and wet…
(Even better if he’ll follow through with it).

Far too many of the men I’ve been with have been practically silent in bed. Seriously? Where’s the feedback? The appreciation for my work? If you’re not up to composing naughty sonnets, then at least a moan or two would be nice.

Silence? In my mind? Not golden.

The Magic of MSN

So I’ve been sending Adonis little scenarios each evening when he’s offline. Mine are pretty brief, and I never let them finish. But I am impressed with his responses so far…

Duchess says:
I think tonight I want you sitting in a chair.
Duchess says:
I want to kneel down in front of you and suck on your cock until you’re so hot and hard and on the verge of cumming. And just as that’s about to happen, I think I’ll stop…
Duchess says:
I want you to finger my clit as I pull your hair and fuck you without pause. I want to feel your nails digging into my back and scream my name as you cum for what feels like forever….
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:55 PM:
holy hell, thats awesome
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:55 PM:
i totally want to do that, that would be incredible
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:56 PM:
i want you to suck my wet cock while you sit next to me so i can play with your pussy and asshole and fingers both of your holes while i feel them clamp tightly around my curious finger
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:57 PM:
your lips and mouth swallowing my fat cock, pushing into your throat, my precum spilling into your mouth as my fingers make you cum so hard
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:57 PM:
your wet pussy shooting all over my fingers and wrist as you feel your wet juices run down the back of your leg
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:58 PM:
i wanna turn you over and hold you on the bed tight as you feel my thick head force itself into your sloppy pussyhole, my balls bounching off your asscheeks as i stick one of my fingers in your mouth so you can taste yourself on my skin
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 5:59 PM:
i wanna turn your head just in time so your mouth opens up as i shoot my load into your mouth watching you swish it around until it spills down your neck, my hands gripping you tight as i fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked before
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:01 PM:
i want you to squat on all fours so you feel your underwear ride up your asshole and pussy as i sit next to you and run my fingers in your hair as your lips try to taste my cock
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:01 PM:
my fingers tugging your little tiny cotton panties aside as i force my finger into your pussy as i watch you squirm begging me to be gentle, yet you bite my neck knowing how rough i can fuck you
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:02 PM:
my hands playing with your tits as i pinch your nipples…you want to yelp like a bad girl would but i beg you to keep quiet….ripping your panties down to stuff them in your mouth so i can kiss you while we both taste your pussy in your breath
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:03 PM:
my teeth bitting into your asscheeks as i pull your pussy nice and wide to eat you from behind
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:03 PM:
taking one of your toys and watching you wet it nice and deep into your mouth so its like you are getting two cocks pleasuring you as i fuck you from behind with your dirty toy while my cock sits hard in your mouth
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:04 PM:
i slap your asscheek good and hard so your snatch grips around the pink toy as i tease your asshole with my tongue, begging you to suck my cock harder than you’ve ever sucked cock in your life
ADONIS sent 11/11/2008 6:04 PM:
you get me so rock hard and wet, i want to fuck you right now

And Next I’ll Be Writing Exit to Eden II

So there are a few things that I can’t quite sort out, and perhaps you, my darling visitors can shed some light…

Are men:
a) Just incredibly simple creatures?
b) Just humouring me in order to hopefully convince me to fuck them?
c) Genuinely deprived of women telling them what they really want?

These questions come from a few places…

All these men on this site keep telling me how impressed they are with my profile.
Yes, I have a photo up. Not risque, just a facial shot. And yes, I answered the multiple choice questions. I like toys and costumes. I like oral sex and tattoos.

But it’s the part that I wrote myself that seems to really get them. And I find it to be so simple and almost dull:

What do I want?
Someone who’ll greet me by pinning me to the wall and putting their hand up my skirt.
Someone who’ll put their tongue in my mouth and everywhere else.
Someone who’s able to handle it if I dig my nails in their back in the throes of whatever…
Someone who’ll ride me hard and long.
Someone who’s up for more than one session a night. Cause once you get me going, once just isn’t sufficient.
Someone who likes my curves and will worship me like a goddess.
Any questions?

Honestly, I wrote that in 30 seconds as a result of constantly being asked “so what do you like?”
This is by no means the Story of O…yet they keep gushing about it…

So then yesterday evening, I was talking to Adonis. I felt that I left on a less than coquettish note, so later on I sent him an MSN message.

I told him how when we finally met, I wanted him to greet me with his tongue and his fingers between my legs…
I wanted an orgasm before we ever even said a word to each other.
Then I wanted to suck his cock.
Then I wanted him to pin me down and fuck me as hard and fast as he could. No control, no romance, no sweetness. All I wanted was his cock slamming into me.
And there I left it…

I woke up this morning to his response…a plethora of exclamations about how hot that was. And when I spoke with him earlier tonight, he went on about how hot and wet he still was. And how he wanted to suck my pussy. And how he was dripping just thinking about it…

Now am I being difficult here? I just don’t think this is soooo stimulating. I can acknowledge that it might be the shock of it. He wasn’t expecting to login to a message like that. But it all just seems so…simple…

So back to my original question. Is it shocking? Are men just that easy? Or are they just giving me the response they think I want?

Not that I don’t want some appreciation for my work- I guess I just come from the school of believing that you should have to work hard to get a genuine reward….