So I’ve noticed that quite a few of you have facebook accounts for your online personas, so I thought I would do the same in order to better stalk you all.
Unfortunately, “The Duchess” or “Sexy Duchess” will not make it past the facebook police.

It seems I need an actual name.
I’ve always thought that my bar/fake name would be “Belinda” – so I considered going with that – but “Belinda Duchess”…well let’s face it. That’s a stupid name.

I’ve been thinking about doing a contest on here for a while. I have a lot of stuff that I want to give away – books, DVDs, lotions, toys that I haven’t actually used etc. So I think this will be the vehicle for the contest.

Whomever chooses the name for me that I actually use will win a whole pack of stuff from me.
I’d like “Duchess” to be in there somewhere please. Leave it in the comments, twitter message me, email me – whatever you’d like…

So: contest begins now, and ends next Friday, April 16.


So Nikki over at asked me to check out her site, and let herself be persuaded to do a give-away here in my little corner of the universe.

Now, as fond as I am of tattoos, I admit I have very few piercings – only my ears. And as my proclivities lie in other arenas, I was uncertain as to whether nipple clamps and the like would be something that I could write about extensively…

However when I went over to the site, I was pleasantly surprised. There is a nice variety of body jewellery- with a plethora of options in the non-piercing variety.

Now the site itself does have a relatively new or amateurish look to it- you can tell that they are still a relatively small company. But it does have it’s charms (no pun intended) and what it’s done- it’s done well.

There are a small number of items in each category: ranging from adult toys (very few) to earrings, to nipple jewellery, to temporary tattoos, toe rings and more.

Their products are often thematic, such as anklets with handcuffs dangling, necklaces proclaiming MFM, FFM, etc etc.

And of course the largest section is the nipple jewellery – with a variety of chains, dangles, rings, and more – both in pierced and non-piercing styles.

My favourites (and a hint for anyone who would like to send me a little present):

1. Nikki- if you want me to do a review of this product – I would love to, I’m positively fascinated by it…
Intimate Electric Dry Razor Pussy & Body Bare Shavers

2. Crystal tattoos– either around the nipples or belly button is what I would have in mind…
(The Duchess’s personal choice? Round Multi Color Flowers Crystals Temp Tatts Single)

3. Belly Button – non-piercing jewellery.
(My fave? Belly Solitaire Marquise cut CZ Flower Double Dangles)

Now – who wants to win a little something??
How about these nipple bells?

There are three ways to enter:

1. Go over to the site and let me know what your favourite item is.
2. Tweet about this contest – and either send me a link to the tweet in my comments, or include an @SexyDuchess in the tweet.
3. Send me a photo of you in some nipple jewellery. (And let me know if I can post the photo – I’m sure my readers would love to see it!)

Contest closes: Saturday, September 19 at midnight CST.

Good luck!

September Blogbunnie Blog Make-Over Contest

Having seen the amazing make-over done at Aurore’s place, I would absolutely loooove to win this contest!


Rules for Isabella Snow‘s September blog makeover contest! Entering is easy! Just copy and paste this (entire) blurb to your blog (make sure the links still work!) and then email Isabella a link to your blog post. The contest deadline is at midnight GMT September 30. One winner will be selected the following day by a drawing of names; the name will be posted here and the winner will be emailed, as well. A new, totally original blog will be completed within two weeks of winning. One entry per blog. * customization only*, see the Blogbunnie Blog Design portfolio for layout options.

Good luck!
xx Isabella

Pleasurists & Linky to Vibe Give-away!



Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #36? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #38? Submit it here before Sunday July 19th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Outlaw Leather’s The Fix by Beautiful Dreamer
  • It also works very nicely for when he has already came multiple times and I still want more- I strap this on him, set him in a chair, and fuck myself silly. He enjoys watching me get off, I enjoy the intimacy I still feel by being connected to him, and I have my blissful orgasms.

    Editor’s Note: Not only is this a wonderful review, as always, from Beautiful Dreamer, but just recently my girlfriend and I were remarking how we needed to try a thigh harness and so of course there was not one but two thigh harness reviews in this week’s list, gotta love when things like that happen. I hadn’t seen The Fix before, and it’s a gorgeous product worthy of this great review.



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Who Wants a Free Vibrator??

So my darling Kathy over at Fantasy Emporium was kind enough to send me this beautifully girly toy to try out. Isn’t she a dear?

And guess what? Someone gets to win a whole new one of their very own too!

Here are the deets:


The Hydro Bunny Pearl Vibe takes 4 AAA batteries, and on the whole is pretty quiet.
There are actually 3 areas of stimulation – a rotating head, rotating pearls inside and a clit stimulator.
The direction of the rotating pearls can be reversed, and the clit stimulator can be set to either high or low.

The OK:

The buttons are a bit touchy- they needed a bit of encouragement to work the first time I tried it out. The second night I had no problems with them at all, so perhaps it just needed a day or so to warm up to me.

The super sexy:
The clit stimulator is pretty strong, and the shaft is definitely penetratable and thrustable.
There are also little studs all over the shaft for some extra stimulation. *Purr*

The editorial:
There is a LOT going on with this sex toy. Rotating head, moving pearls, vibrating clit, studs. It’s like they took the best of every toy and included it in this one.

I however am a lightweight. I’ve mentioned this before with other reviews. I found the toy to be big – and I definitely needed some additional lube to “encourage” the head in. It’s absolutely not for the faint of heart. But I can see how it would be awesome for someone who (unlike yours truly) hasn’t gone a few months without any sex.

Overall? I give it 3.5 stars out of 5. And I’m definitely going to keep working with it to open myself up a bit more- because this toy is worth a little extra effort.

So who wants one???

Here’s how you can enter:
1. Tweet about the contest, and then send me the link to the tweet in the comments, or simply include and @ to me in the tweet..
2. Blog about the contest, and send me the link to the post in the comments.
3. (My personal favourite – cause I’m nosy this way) Go to the Fantasy Emporium site and tell me which sex toy there you would LOVE to try/own.

Every entry gives you one more chance to win, and feel free to do each one multiple times!

I’m even going to run this for a bit longer than my last contest – you have until Friday, July 17 at midnight to enter.